It’s virtually the same pitch. He just didn’t try to murder somebody with it.

“Muad’dib, we have worm-sign the likes of which God has never seen!”

“Muad’dib, we have worm-sign the likes of which God has never seen!”

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

Every time we go hiking I bring a bag with me just for trash. And just about everytime we get back it’s full.

For that matter, don’t kick any body under 70 and don’t kick anybody without heart problems.  In fact, just don’t kick people.  That’s a good rule to live by.

That’s an "I'll be" back!

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

Cashews are literally poisonous in their raw form; I think the sacrifice of a few of our fellow humans in the service of tasty nom-noms for the rest of us should be lauded.

‘I hope this doesn’t offend you: you’re fired.’

There is no winner in this story.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

“This is the shot white people don't get about racism" is a racist comment.

I find it pretty implausible the American public would elect an idiot with the intelligence of a toddler. Maybe the Twilight Zone people could come up with a slightly more realistic story next time?

According to several documentaries that I have seen, yes.

It’s an outage insurance doesn’t cover hole-istic medicine

Well, at least now he’s $50 away from meeting his deductible for 2019.

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

I’m sure somebody will build this at some point, but it’d need to be plugged into the wall, or recharged very frequently, which is a huge downside.

I’m sure somebody will build this at some point, but it’d need to be plugged into the wall, or recharged very…