Somewhere off in the distance, you suddenly hear what sounds like a waterfall. You decide to investigate. As you grow nearer and the sound grows deafening, you crest a hill and spot the source: it is Scott Pruitt, drooling profusely while reading your comment.

Oh FFS.

I guess that means you need a Google Home to play a pre-recorded version of yourself saying “Alexa, delete everything I said today” ever 4 hours.

It’s virtually the same pitch. He just didn’t try to murder somebody with it.

Thanks. Articles that only say “UC” or “CSU” just make me go all ???????

I cant splel. Im illegitamet. 

See, it’s people like you that ensure our future will be ‘heavy’. We have the technology to lighten things, but with people like you, noooooo...

Well, you had me until the $60 part.

Why wouldn’t immigrants find just as many reasons to move to the cities? It’s not like “peasant” is a viable career option any more.

Somehow, I don’t think the root problem can be solved by ED medication, especially since its only going to “couples 18 to 40".

“Muad’dib, we have worm-sign the likes of which God has never seen!”

“Muad’dib, we have worm-sign the likes of which God has never seen!”

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

You made me curious, so I looked it up:

Obviously, they didnt Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Nice comment-username synergy

Here’s your answer to #2.

Exactly. I hate this kind of reporting. How about some context? Some comparisons? 

For that matter, don’t kick any body under 70 and don’t kick anybody without heart problems.  In fact, just don’t kick people.  That’s a good rule to live by.

That’s an "I'll be" back!

I’m sure somebody will build this at some point, but it’d need to be plugged into the wall, or recharged very frequently, which is a huge downside.

I’m sure somebody will build this at some point, but it’d need to be plugged into the wall, or recharged very…