I’m very old school, I prefer “lomilwa” over “accio”.

I’m very old school, I prefer “lomilwa” over “accio”.

And you should.

And you should.

I don’t know about storing Lego pieces in this, but I know I can finally act out that scene from Hannibal. Got any deals for Jello and a brain mold?

I don’t know about storing Lego pieces in this, but I know I can finally act out that scene from Hannibal. Got any…

Wow, that’s a lot of, erm, backup. That’s right. Backups.

Wow, that’s a lot of, erm, backup. That’s right. Backups.

This comment is pure gold. Thank you.

Bring your ingredients and use the kitchen to cook your food.

Bring your ingredients and use the kitchen to cook your food.

Pedant, not pendant :D

I managed to get hold of a page of it for you.

Came here to say that. Thank you. Bleach and eyeballs don’t mix.

Depends on whether your phone supports USB PD charging, and how large is the battery on your phone. So ... maybe?

Depends on whether your phone supports USB PD charging, and how large is the battery on your phone. So ... maybe?

Didn’t stop Trump from picking on some people on Twitter, but the vast majority of us won’t have that problem.

Probably thought he was stomping on the brake instead of the gas pedal as well.

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Not only that, a politician who tries to outlaw tobacco would also lose the vote of pretty much all the smokers, as well as have the tobacco lobby pour money towards their opponents.

I know it’s disappointing to have to explain your joke, but as someone who doesn’t know anything about Lori Laughlin, much less Full House and the theme song, I appreciate it, thank you!

I’ve been playing since launch and the game has changed a lot, almost entirely for the better. It’s not just a “collect them all” game - you can play different aspects of it. Raids lead to random strangers gathering at gyms for battles, exchanging pleasantries, then dispersing. People are generally nice to each other.…

Who will fight the aliens? Obviously it needs to be an international force. Let’s call it Supreme Headquarters, Alien Defense Organization.

Nick said “near light speed”. Let’s see. Chelyabinsk meteor speed is 20 km/s. Even just 10% of light speed is 30,000 km/s, or 1500 times more. E = 1/2 mv²   so that means it has over 2 million times more energy. If Chelyabinsk is half a megaton, this is - 1 million megaton? 1 teraton?

Thursday.

I laughed, but I regret to tell you that you’re no Weird Al.

I laughed, but I regret to tell you that you’re no Weird Al.