Are you implying that Italians DON’T have back hair? Because... uh... that theory is wildly inaccurate in my experience.

Stop trying to make “Eat a W” happen, Gretchen.

Yeah, someone’s trying to Constantino-pull the wool over our eyes

Honestly, I think it’s just an aight butt.

*you’re

Dumb/brilliant idea: Why don’t the Warriors sign Colin Kaepernick as a backup? He was apparently a star basketball player in high school and it seems like he would fit in with that team’s chemistry pretty well too.

Should have been 3:28.

If Joel Embiid can ever stay on the court, he’s got a chance to claim that title belt.

Your side actually murders people, though.

And neither one will make it to the World Series this year.

The ‘93 Phillies were the team that made me fall in love with baseball, and Daulton was my favorite. Sad day.

Maybe he’s Goering to file an official complaint?

Well, they certainly do have a penchant for flopping.

I think it’s also worth noting that the successful new markets are mostly cities where the NHL doesn’t have to compete against an established local NBA franchise.

Squinter is coming.

White guy proves just how not racist he is by critizing black man, Jew.