Ill be honest, an alll drag performance is one of the few ways Disney could convince me to watch this live action trash they are rolling out.

And I ain’t rolling my eyes at the candidates who injected another one of this country’s languages into a political debate...

You should be, you’ve had muchos anos in which you could’ve practiced.

Tituss Burgess, Periodt!

It’s fine. I’m a snob against shitty white hamburger buns unless they’re heavily toasted because I hate how soggy they can get, but I’m less concerned about that if you’re slathering them with ricotta and jam. This meal would be better if you had chosen a better carb delivery system but if a bun was all you had on…

To me, watching candidates struggle through phrases felt like waiting for a stranger on the street to stop talking so I could say, “Bob, I speak English.”

I wasn’t really annoyed by this. Nobody’s going to get my vote just because they speak Spanish but I appreciate that our support (as a community) is beginning to be taken seriously. Side note: These are some incredibly smart people who received their educations from some of the best universities in the country, they’d…

Every time they try Spanish it reminds me of Jan Hooks giving the tour of the Alamo In Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Can someone please retrieve Julianne? I think it’s time she heads back into the padded room.

No, see. This reminds me of the hullabaloo about Cynthia Nixon eating salmon on a cinnamon raisin bagel, and what people are missing is that a slightly sweet bagel against the salt of the bacon and the kick of the jalapeno is actually great. 

My boyfriend loves cheesy eggs on cinnamon raisin toast.

My all time favorite John Waters quote:

Well, for any west coasters, he throws a punk rock music festival every year in Oakland called Burger Boogoloo, and it’s the best.  We’ll be there next weekend for the 10th anniversary!  

Sources further explain that the two are “distinctly different”

Exactly. What kind of example does that set for the children (separated from their families and kept indefinitely in brutal detention without even soap or toothpaste)?

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

LOL! What the fuck are you talking about? He was the only person up on stage that consistently answered the questions that he was asked.

The eyes of the world had no farking idea what Sophie was talking about here. Seriously, kids, use your words!

... So? What phrase did he use? Where when, what context? We're waiting for the story.

Can someone tell him that trans women aren’t the ones with uteri? That’s trans men.