The only good thing about summer is large hats. The rest of it can eat a dick. 

Wait, it literally says in the Glamour article on Perrineau that she did

Yep. See also: fangirling over Cardi B while perennially ignoring her racist and transphobic nonsense.

Before he retired, my dad delivered babies (as a family practice doc, not OB/GYN) here in Minnesota, and even back in the 90s he remarked that it was usually better to let it tear naturally; something about how you can’t reliably predict exactly where and how far it’s going to tear anyway, so you’re more likely to…

what are you doing living with humidity. the west is the best. 

You are not a weirdo to me, as in my mind, this is the only sane response to summer. I loathe summer. Everything about it. The suffocating heat, humidity, storms, bugs, my horrific allergies. It also badly affects my chronic illness issues and my pain and other symptoms are way worse in the summer, which means my…

That sounds like an excellent plan. Now go sign up to be God or Mother Nature or someone like that, please. 

And the 4th of July is THE WORST. Everyone expects you to be outdoors all day long well into the night and it's gross and hot and by mid-afternoon everyone is tired drunk and then after the fireworks it's a madhouse to get back home and everyone is in a bad mood.

You can say that again! My poor father shudders every time he hears me wish it could stay in the 40s range all year long.

I think you must be a long lost family member.  My daughter and I feel the same as you.

Summer is here, and summer is awful in NC.

I tore pretty badly and I asked my doc after if she had at any point considered an episiotomy and she said that their practice agrees that it’s only in case of emergency and that natural tearing is... natural. (Even though it hurt like a bitch. Nothing like going through hours of labor, wanting to focus on your baby an…

Summer can keep it. At least in the spring/fall/winter, hippie BO is contained inside a few layers of clothing, and it doesn’t smell like wildfire smoke all the time.

I live in Oregon, obviously.

I don’t think my best friend and I had a conversation about her divorce that lasted 41 minutes. Who has the attention span? Who has the content??

I have had those thrice and yes, it’s painful as hell.

Ewwww, milk bags, right?

Huh, I guess there really are gatekeepers for everything.

An old friend once told me, “I thank the US army every day for getting me out of fucking Alabama.”

Y’know, I don’t agree with their stance on most things. But, they are entitled to believe how they want, even if they are wrong. (but if you think they’re wrong, it’s still just your opinion)

I drive by a CFA all the time. The drive-thru is usually backed up. Then again I live in the heart of the Christian Caliphate. I’m just assuming there’s some Christian Sharia law that requires them to receive the body of Christ in the form of fast food chicken.