Reminds me of "SanDeE" from LA Story.

time to invest in hair bleach and mini skirts.

why?

“...directed by adult performer jessica drake, who uses the lower case...”

...Mom??

It all starts when Joel comes to clean Bonnies walk in orthopedic mobility tub.

so african americans are only 14% of the population?

Jezebel: “Pete Buttigieg, who is enjoying a surge in the polls for no apparent reason”

Does the author realize that, just based on the information in this story alone, she could be describing a young Barack Obama? I can imagine, with perfect clarity, a young Barry doing every single thing she cites here as “annoying”. Then I wonder, if Mayor Pete wasn’t white, would this hit-piece be written any…

We’ve got a bunch of great candidates and none of them will ever pass the purity test.

Oof.  So this is what scraping the bottom of the barrel for complaints looks like.

Dude, what the hell? Did Buttigieg kill your puppy? If you’re trying to pull a hit piece on this guy you’re not doing a very good job. Then again I’m part of the problem since I clicked on this awful click bait title.

No, same. I also now want a whiskey library.

If you’re an asshole, then so am I. 

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

It’s maddening that they fall in the magical spot where you can’t tell the difference between complete dumbfuckery and masterful trolling.

Whatever one thinks about Louis CK, this is a badly written, poorly researched, paranoid piece. Lots of circular logic, too. Sorry I clicked; it is just more evidence of the garbage “journalistic” standards at Jezebel.

FWIW... the last 2 shows I went to at Comedy Cellar had attendees turn phones off and placed in pouches. If you were caught opening them/using your phones, you’d be kicked out. Both comedians were slated to do new material and were touring (neither were Aziz Ansari or Louis CK). I think this is commonplace nowadays.

The…

the reported material so far has included jokes about his sexual misconduct allegations, the Parkland students, and gender pronouns.

I could kinda believe him when he says it wasn’t intended for her. The forty-minute gap followed by the non-sequitur nature of the sentence... I think he’s a woman-harasser who meant to harass a different woman at 3:55 am than the woman he was harassing at 3:13 am.