Seriously. The real morons are the people getting worked up over this. 

Or you have and you don’t give a shit, it’s just a fucking party and why can’t you separate the aesthetics of the thing from the story? 

It’s dumb but I’m more disturbed by the people who care enough to be upset that people have Handmaid themed parties. I know the world is going to shit at record speeds but that’s no reason to be such insufferable scolds. 

You’re right, they’re way too slutty to be serenas, their fertility is the only thing that would keep them alive.

I wear jumpsuits fairly regularly and I’ve never had an issue going to the bathroom. 

I think all store bought dressing is the devil. Making your own is cheap and easy and it keeps in the fridge so you can make it in large amounts and it won’t go bad. And you can make all kinds of delicious vinaigrettes. And dressings too though I’m not a fan of creamy dressings for salad, with few exceptions (my…

Honestly I feel that way about store bought dressings in general. Those things are full of crap. It’s cheaper and tastier to make your own and keep it in the fridge. 

I’m not a big fan of Kaling’s brand of comedy (the Office never did it for me either) but I think I’ll take her over Hannah Gadsby. I watched her special because I felt I had to, and I get that it’s important but it’s also not something I would ever watch for fun. Kaling is too light and superficial sometimes but…

That Kaling could write such a hollow depiction of an aspiring comedy writer, a woman of color who got a job just because she was there, fuels the worst stereotypes of women working in comedy: they’re not hired for their talent, but for the fact that their identities cross off a box for the company.

God forbid you should watch it and form your own opinion...

This. Knowing when to end a story is key. I’m glad more studios in the US are figuring this out. Now if only Netflix and other platforms would stop stretching 3 episodes into an entire season...

I want to watch this but I also hate that they had to go and make up a random second season for what was a perfect 1 season series. I feel like there’s no way it will live up to that perfect first season. 

You have a very narrow view of relationships and marriage or the reasons people enter into them. And a very conventional view of what constitutes conventionality and unconventionality.

I totally get it. And I think more people would do this if it weren’t for the cost of keeping up two residences. This sounds absolutely perfect. Half the week to enjoy living with my spouse, half the week to enjoy alone time and personal space. Or just live in separate houses/apartments but in the same building or in…

Gawd, the Kennedy women are bad enough when they’re catholic but I didn’t know maria and her daughter had gone full fundievangelical. I see their awful taste in men remains unchanged though.  

I remember an actress claiming to be attacked by multiple pedestrians and/or homeless people but didn’t remember her name or put two and two together. Didn’t know about the restraining orders either.

Because she can’t see her phone screen as a result of her her head being too far up her ass?

But also, what the fuck is wrong with Jezebel, whose writers were busy egging that harassing shit on and linking to this woman’s Instagram with I don’t know how many pointless blogs about an incident from which the only sane takeaway is that Beyoncé needs to get the fuck over herself.

This is like your typical Jezebel hot take on a celebrity. I actually thought I was on Jezebel until I read this comment.

Oh, I know quite a few women who are total narcissistic bloviators too. They’re also all lawyers, which I’m sure is not a coincidence. Like all lawyers, they think anyone who isn’t a lawyer from a top school is incapable of stringing basic thoughts together. I unfortunately have to work with one, she’s a consultant so…