Yarp.

I think his last words were “Ugh” or maybe “glugh.”

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

I’ve got a better idea. Save $300. Get a Coleman gas lantern for light. Cook on a campfire. Leave the phone in the car.

I’ve got a better idea. Save $300. Get a Coleman gas lantern for light. Cook on a campfire. Leave the phone in the…

I thank you for your valuable service in answering the world’s burning questions, and derailing the typical softball fluff that other reporters are likely asking these leaders of the Cars universe..

Thrive Capital—the venture capital firm of Ivanka Trump’s brother-in-law, Joshua Kushner—invested in Juicero in March 2016.

Funny how when Portuguese were illegally fishing Somali waters leading to one of the famines and economic collapses no one gave a shit enough to send marines or contractors to stop it.

One of the many ways men are privileged over women is they don’t deal with the same constant bombardment of the-not-quite-Ponzi-scheme-but-somehow-even-more-awkward LulaRoe/Scentsy/Roden+Fields/body wrap sales pitches from high school classmates on Facebook.

I work for Dan Fylstra the who was the CEO of Personal Software and negotiated these deals with apple. Always cool to see this stuff pop up. I might be able to get an answer to how they resolved the security scheme for Visicalc.

Plus — Trump wasn’t mocking a disabled reporter because, see, he mocks everyone by emulating people with disabilities.

This is good Kinja.

The reason that The Whites can’t get ahead is all the White on White crime. They cannot be contained. They need to go to prison if all they do is kill each other. I know I don’t feel safe when I’m in a White neighborhood.

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?

That post was by someone named Ivanka, otherwise anonymous.