My 9 year old referred to Donald Trump as a “real...piece of fart”

I think someone stayed up very late, drank a few too many cups of coffee, and then had the type of brilliant thought process known to people who pull all nighters and said,” I KNOW! I’LL WRITE LIKE I’M BACK IN A CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP WITH THAT HOT TEACHER WHO HAD A VANITY NOVEL PUBLISHED THAT ONE TIME!”

I do like that she’s trying to claim “it's impossible for my friend to be a rapist because I like him” and “rapists don’t cause rape, rape victims making bad decisions do” and “no one would think there’s anything wrong with sexually assaulting unconscious women if it wasn’t for political correctness” actually meant…

If the letter was a standard character assessment of her ‘sober’ friend, why did she feel the need to denigrate the victim in her letter as ‘some girl who can’t remember anything, except how much she drank?’ What does that have to do with his character as a ‘sober’ man?

I believe that Brock’s character was seriously affected by the alcohol he consumed, and I felt that the court needed to consider this issue during their sentencing

Well that was just unreadable. She’s just rambling on about her stupid band and something about skipping college to be in a band.

I wore my ‘Ted cruz was the zodiac killer’ shirt and a blue plaid skirt. I LOOKED REAL, REAL CUTE.

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Unfortunately because of some psychological reasoning or whatever, people aren’t inclined to help others.

‘when Jenelle used to have a heroin problem, her bonus was paid in Olive Garden gift cards.’

Chelsea and Aubry (and their pig) are my favorites. I don’t even care that she constantly speaks in a sexy baby voice...

I watch exclusively for Barbara and Leah’s ex, Corey. Corey’s top lip doesn’t move at all. I can’t find another show with a prominent cast member with a stationary upper lip.

I’ve been watching this show since day one (not sure if it’s something I’m necessarily proud of), but I can tell you that Jenelle is a lot better off than she was in the past. However, her behavior seems to go along with who she is dating. Her new boyfriend seems decent compared to the guys she has dated in the past,…

Wow - what an edgy take. May I offer an equally scorching hot counterpoint? People who think kids are the worst are generally miserable cunts.

I've been on a mission about this. Every time we here about a married woman who was murdered, we *always* suspect the husband. Even if he seems so nice, people are always like, oooo he must have a dark side. But when a woman uses her voice to accuse a man of hurting her, she is silenced. Because woman are just…

Nicole Brown Simpson might disagree.

And even then there’s the occasional “I wonder what she did to trigger this man to commit murder” comment.

I’ve tried not to pile on b/c the Heard/Depp story has so much white noise around it already*, but iO and everyone else that has made this argument are 100% right. I wasn’t there. I don’t have an inside track. But common fucking sense also kicks in at a certain point. If anyone is really that invested in Depp’s image,…