Hey, y’know what they say.. if there’s grass on the field, the bleachers, the parking-lot, and most of the snack-bar.. play ball.

dead? I honestly don’t know

If Green doesn’t like people talking about his kicks, he should stop bringing them up.

Where’s Kermit Washington when you need him, amiright?

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

They were going to suggest a fire sale to help come up with funds, but found out that you can’t actually sell a river.

Me too (3 wives + kid).

I’m not sure. The last time I researched the topic was at least three transmissions ago.

Isn’t the lifespan of a Chrysler minivan usually measured in transmissions, rather than years?

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

but can I TASTE the cancer?

but can I TASTE the cancer?

No excuse? Sure there is.

No excuse? Sure there is.

I’m not trying to “victim blame” here (I also drive a TDI), but why the hell did you jump on a 2nd car payment with no turn-in timeline in place?

You’re kidding right?

Alas, we all appear to be in the Pending Approval Prison, entertaining those who are brave enough to venture out alone, without the editorial censorship of the mean Green meme. Should I donate to the next Clinton Defense Fund?

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

My manager at work said something to this effect.

WTF. Not everything is about race. It’s not illegal to buy liquor and transport it unopened, especially when out of reach. The cops didn’t care because you weren’t doing anything wrong. Not because of the color of your skin.

What?