1991 GT-4 Celica. AWD, manual and turbo. Plus Toyota reliable. Also meets the 25 year import rule.

I told my Granpa about it. He said - and I quote - “That’ll never work.”

don’t worry, it’s not over, she still has a chance.

Not really much of a win for anyone. The neighbors hate each other and I believe the legal fees for both sides are past $50k.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

I bought these gloves before on sale. They are garbage. I have almost burned my fingers pulling a glass casserole pan out of a 400 degree oven because it heats up through these gloves like nothing.

I bought these gloves before on sale. They are garbage. I have almost burned my fingers pulling a glass casserole…

I read the whole thing, missed the single line about that email from his personal account where you linked to polygon

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

My go to response for any complaint against Tesla comes up:

You’re assuming it’s a baby.

agreed... but that’s why he was sentenced to death.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

“Mass Bugging” sounds like the album title for a long-forgotten Kool Moe Dee release.

And if it doesn’t work out he can always go back to solving mysteries with Fred, Velma, Daphne and Scooby.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I needed to get parts for the house and then it hit me

Actually, I’m proud to announce that as of this morning, all three of my XJs run and drive (I just swapped an engine into my once-hydrolocked red XJ).

They function, and they’re well-maintained (assuming body rust isn’t considered a maintenance item).

Sean’s lies go way beyond gameplay features that they didn’t have time to implement, though - those, while disappointing, are at least somewhat understandable. Shit happens, deadlines get bumped, it’s not uncommon.