According to Fangraphs, Trout is the 12th best-rated defensive outfielder this season, making him a shoo-in for his first GG.

David, I am surprised you’re not planning to buy it and sail it across the Atlantic or something.

Please. Your car is based on a midsize sedan sorry, a boat-sized muscle car; this article is about a hatchback that’s been turned up to 11 and somehow lost trunk space. Not all performance vehicles are made equal.

For gods sake it was hotter than hades ...no doubt that Hill has to wear a bullet proof vest of some sort....humidity etc. Models at the Kanye *fashion show* were dropping......nothing to see here.

• Media Explanation: Bath Salts! Drinking! Fraternity Prank!

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

You held out on rape, assassination, attempted and actual murder but simple robbery broke your resolve... Bless your heart 🙄

I know where you are going with this. We live in a country where we combine a military element to EVERYTHING we do as a nation. From baseball games to celebrating the birth of Jesus. Obviously, if this guy was a heart surgeon or physicist, it would be less clickable.

My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

I went through 14 months of chemo, radiation, and surgeries for stomach cancer and, against all odds, survived.

What Sager is going through makes my stuff look like a trip to the massage parlor.

This man has more stones than I thought was possible in a single human.

We all know you mean a black neighborhood, and you’re probably white, so as Dave Chappelle said:

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

I mean, I plan to spend $1500 on it. There’s a value to be placed on a superior experience.

Looks like the evidence against the dam being destructible is... pretty damning.

I came here to comment on the fact that an Australian plays/likes a game about American football, but everyone else already beat me to it. So this comment is what you get instead, and it’s basically pointless, but I just felt compelled to post SOMETHING.

Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

That’s what happens when you wear cheap hotel pants. What’re cheap hotel pants? They have no ball room.

(Kermit meme.)

What the HELL was he thinking playing with fireworks like he had nothing to lose!?

“Yo, yo dog, what’s the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6?”