fauxhemianrhapshody
FauxhemianRhapshody
fauxhemianrhapshody

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

From the Smiths’ The Queen is Dead: The Queen is Dead, Frankly Mr. Shankley, and I Know its Over.

I’m not gonna pretend that this is the “strongest,” but one of my favorite three song runs is from The Cars’ first album, The Cars.

Good Times Roll, My Best Friend’s Girl, and Just What I Needed.

I also love David Bowie’s last three tracks on The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.

Yes, but Plainsong -> Pictures of you -> Closedown!

Try living with so little spare money that if you lost your job you would be broke in a month (living paycheck to paycheck)

Crypto is fine. Insufferable crypto preachers are the absolute worst.

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

Fake news

Well... so far it’s;

Rosetta Tharpe’s induction is way past due. Nina Simone, however, is one of those odd inductions they make every few years (see: Joan Baez), who were not Rock and Roll, but rather successful in their own disciplines during and beside Rock’s popular era. (I say this as someone who has adored Nina Simone for decades).

Or could it be that only a few companies are offering them the same choices for their #sponcon and they have similar taste?

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

“Trump, 71, was born on June 14, 1946, but his ballot application lists his birthday as July.”

Well-played, sir.

Sure they do - vertical beams support horizontal columns.

Ha! Good catch!

They’ve been coasting on their name for quite some time now, but their stuff used to be good as recently as 10 years ago.

I guess 1995 was a different time. Gen Xers, amiright?

Having a cement barrier would actually be just like a sand trap as cement is a powder... Concrete is the term you are looking for.

That is a male torso with boobs tacked on.