No such thing as bad publicity, right?

I’m still trying to figure out which one is left. Usually when someone asks me about the one on the left, I have to ask “My left, or your left.” Because if she’s saying her daughters are like the sandwich on the left, I might remind her that she’s holding the sandwiches with her left hand, which means that the…

Guns N' Roses. Welcome to the Jungle. It's what marriage is really like.

Don't forget that Sean Hannity advised his viewers to act exactly as Mr. Castile did.

I see your Chinook lifting a Chinook and raise you a 53E lifting a 53J

I though he already has those Pro Shops?

Heavy lift aircraft lifts light lift? Here’s a Sikorsky Skycrane lifting a Chinook.

Let me get this straight, because I'm confused about what I've read. Are you telling me that the all powerful NRA has only given out $4 million over 18 years? Like only $220k a year? Divided over less than 300 people? That doesn't seem like very much cash to me. I must not be reading that right.

Oh come on. That's really bringin' on the heartbreak.

I plan on installing this on my kids devices and then bleeding them for their allowance when they leave the lights on.

Probably neither. She dated Lewis Hamilton for years, and British Formula 1 champions are beyond famous over there. She’s well known here, but her level of fame over there could very well be off the chart.

will involve 100 nude women holding large mirror discs

thx - d

How did 227 people comment on this and no one mentioned the spelling in the headline?

So wait. Are you saying that this shit is bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

Walter Mondale. Mike Dukakis. John Kerry. All terrible. Political partiers often recover.

C/mon - just the tip ...

... so you’re telling me that this is actually a thing now?

Goddam hipsters and their fixed gear bicycle kicks. Oh wait ...

I use #4 almost exclusively. I work in a somewhat technical field, and I find that the most condescending people I encounter are incredibly insecure and are trying to cover for it. So I just start asking for clarification on a more and more detailed level. It's probably annoying, but it makes the point to everyone…