Looking forward to a button on the steering wheel that toggles the CEL.

Yeah but what the hell did he eat for those 6 months while he was waiting for the sandwich?

Anybody pick 69?

That's a lot of pee.

“They told me not to score,” running back Rashad Jennings said.

It was on the line.

She knocked out the No.1 player in her sport

See also: No Strings Attached

Beat me to it!

They really ought to up/down seed the Williams sisters as necessary so that they need not play each other outside of a final. Serena should have been handed the trophy last night - I don't think any of the others who are left can beat her.

This is a Fellini film freakshow- but that hat is BONKERS! Straw with a green visor?!

It's like someone found a box of McCall's patterns from the 70's in their grandparents' attic and decided to make every single one of them.

Kordell shitting the bed

“Write as if you are an expert, in a tone assuming that everything one needs to know about a subject can be found in your article.”

What’s that you say?

We'll miss you

Also, keep in mind that sometimes these auctions include assuming back taxes, penalties, and interest. on the property

Pretty sweet bass, though. What is that - Fender Vintage Jazz ?

Kinja probably won't embed, but ...

in an abandoned home’s driveway, in some deep weeds