Whatever the hell this is.

I think it’s the new Bachelor promo.

It's a pretty smart move, in my mind. By disrupting Sanders, we can now watch the media push the other candidates on the same issue. They may not have even made it into a Clinton or Trump rally, but now they'll be forced on the issue as well.

Someone needs to tell her that we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if she could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great.

On the bright side, think of all the O2 sensors that won't need to be replaced.

I can't even make a decent veggie wrap in under 30 minutes.

As Herb-Tim struggled to enter the car details into his computer system

Oh how we've missed you

Mayhaps, but asking for some consistency on Jezebel’s editorial position regarding Love Actually.

Ordinary World appreciation day?

"I love animals- that’s why I like to kill them.”

Hopefully she’ll agree to be the host after Trevor Noah crashes and burns.

My heart is very sad right now.

Not like the "practices" don't happen at every major hospital and university medical care facility every single day.

Or, sounds like some other coach knew they were about to lose, and decided to selective enforce the "rules."

I’m terrified to go to Ikea, but I have to go with my wife and kids.

I know it’s wrong, but I’m having trouble getting past the fact that the guy had $68,500 to spend on a classic corvette. Good for him, I guess. Sorry he got screwed.

The Wells Report made clear that either one or zero balls were under inflated by two pounds, not 11.

I really object to you posting these unauthorized photos of me.

when do you think they sort of formed their modern self