Would've been so much better if it had a CarMax warranty on it.

I bet they were actually thinking of Trabants.

TV Infomercial Car Polish

My nephew plays a ton of Minecraft, and I hope it's teacher him something other than an obsession with Endermen.

Pure Energy

frozen yogurt

That already happens with CEL though. My boss's wife called him a few weeks ago freaking out that the CEL was on her relatively new Subaru. She pulled over, and they ended up having the car towed to the dealer. Diagnosis: Loose gas cap.

Fair enough, but it also sounds like a dude who's never spent time with a maniacal toddler - one that's bent or driving you insane about a third "one last" glass of ice water before bed, reading 6 George and Martha stories instead of 5 (and then 7 instead of 6), and losing their shit because they wanted tonight to be…

After all that ... Oh no! My Skyline GT-R!

I agree with you. I would be happy to scrap my car's junky infotainment system for something that I could just dock my phone or a ipad into.

87 Octane! This is so great!

Octopus took my baby?

Sadly, I was not cool enough to be allowed to like Pavement. All the Pavement fanboys/men were very dismissive. Like, how could I possible like Pavement? I mean, I didn't even have my own 'zine or anything.

I don't remember what year it was now (1998?), but I was talking to Harvey Weinstein's first wife, who was a customer at a store that I was managing at the time. We were talking about the Academy Awards, for some reason, and she mentioned that it was going to be tough to beat "last year" (The English Patient). She…

I think it's entirely probably that this guy has no idea what he's talking about.

Little known fact: Carly Rae Jepsen is actually older that Tom Hanks & was the inspiration for his character in Bosom Buddies.

My son: "Wow. Kidz Bop goes on like forever."

We have some Le Creuset that we received as a wedding gift. It's nice and all, but it doesn't wear well on the interior. Plus, we actually cook, so we prefer Lodge. Cast iron should be cast iron.

"a U.S. market that still doesn't have the right product mix"