I guess I'm really old, because Metallica losing Best Hard Rock/Metal to Jethro Tull said it all.

If it happened to me, I would go with it. Change all my accounts. But not the last name. Just "SuperBitch."

Dumb name. As in "Bucket of ..."?

Your dibs game could use some help. Here, I fixed it for you:

I'm only a casual football fan, and I've been know to argue that a coaches obsession with a running game is stupid and that a team should pass exclusively. But then I saw Lynch and I understood why you run the ball.

Can't believe I missed that ...

We have the elephant and the frog. They're great.

We have the elephant and the frog. They're great.

Unfortunately I have kids, and that means I need Disney Channel. It's the only channel I need. Like literally the only one. That and all of my network on-demand apps require that I verify cable subscription.

See that's my point. I don't watch ESPN, and I'm tired of paying my cable provider for 3 ESPN channels. At least I think it's three. God help me if I'm also getting the Ocho.

You could be right, and I could have this completely backwards. Like they'll be able to charge more and be more flush with cash and buy up all the championships and serve up even more crap coverage.

Just a few more years, folks. HBO, Showtime, etc are slowly forcing the cable providers to go a-la carte. When that happens, you will see ESPN's revenue drop substantially as all the people who don't ever watch the station will drop it. Which will result in a direct loss of revenue.

I mean, I knew Channing Tatum is a meathead, but he's welding directly on a wooded bench?

Don't believe it all you want. It's totally true. Part of the key here is that not only is he white, but he's in his mid-50's and he's an engineer/nerdy looking kind of guy with blonde hair and glasses.

New car. Not a total piece. $10K.

True Story.

" While previously a CD was required"

"slightly less well-known companies Autodesk"

Used cars also depreciate. Just keep that in mind.

"the only other large four-engine option is the Airbus A380, and that's built in Freedom by Freedom people and thus unsuitable for an American head of state"

I'll just leave this here.