I keep thinking had Andy Cohen cast her in a Real Housewives franchise, it would be so much easier to avoid knowing she exists. She could have been another Ramona!

you can tell he’s pissed

I’m thinking he might pull something totally reckless that day/night just to show up the press. “While all of you were playing, I was busy presidenting!”

Every time he mentions Ivanka, I wish a sizable number of people would respond with “Yes, but what about Tiffany?!”

Easter is on April 16th this year. In the past, the lottery page for the White House Easter Egg Roll has gone up 6 weeks before the event. They have a month to get that event planning set up otherwise I expect to hear from their base about how Donnie and Melon hate Easter and Jesus, and are obviously super jewy or…

“I’m afraid this is going to become the meme to end all memes,” he said. “That I’m going to hate watching this.”

Sean Spicer seems like more of a Butthole Ice Cream Parlor kind of guy.

It’s like Satan’s tongue is trying to lick a dick.

So the start of Trump’s first term is starting to look more and more like the beginning of Nixon’s second. Lots of Congress boycotting the inauguration, a former president being ill (dying in the case of LBJ) taking attention away from the inauguration, high unpopular rating. Now if Trump/Pence go the way of…

Yes, but what does Tiffany think about this? Perhaps she can sing a song about it.

I hope it is about the 13 year old so that she can be vindicated. The judge in her civil case against Trump said the case can proceed (I think that decision came through on Friday) and hopefully she’ll own Trump Tower and some golf courses at the end of it.

His face looks a little slimmer now, but that could be because his missing teeth aren’t filling his cheeks out anymore or because he has lost some weight from not eating (if he hasn’t been eating after his surgery).

Yep, but that gold handrail straight out of Russian Oligarch Architectural Digest is working to bring it down to Trumpian levels of tackiness.

Please let this be the Real World alumni pairing of Sean Duffy-Rachel Campos. Please, please, please!