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@umfk: He's heating up...

@HatchC2: It has to be Obama

Your comma placement is, off Fahey.

@A Pimp Named DaveR: @ARCH_27: I agree. The Beatles wouldn't have been The Beatles without Ringo. Why do you think Jack White keeps going back to Meg & recording with The White Stripes?

@Paul_Is_Drunk: Paul was a genius too, but he was every bit as self-serving as Lennon.

@Sykopathic: Really? I think that Romero's script had much more to do with the game, as opposed to the actual movie that was made, which could barely be called Resident Evil in spirit.

How old is that first picture? Bioshock for $60?

I refuse to watch the garbage Resident Evil franchise. I can never forgive them for firing George Romero. His script was easily 100x better than the first movie.

@Axass: Give this man a star for defending the integrity of Kotaku! ...ish.

@McWarrior: I hear ya. Depth of field seems like a better choice than 3D for movies. Besides not making you sick, manipulating depth of field seems more cinematic. 3D still feels gimmicky.

@deanbmmv: Is that true? I've never had glasses or anything, but I've had this feeling lately that I should. Also, I vomited from the nausea during Avatar.

@rorkimaru: Arguably better. Personally, I prefer movies that use the whole frame for exposition, purposefully drawing your eyes to certain parts of the frame with clever art direction.

*Double-post, apologies.

Show me one person in prison that says it all started with an addiction to gaming and I'll show you one hundred that say it was a slippery-slope from an unhealthy addiction to porn.

@wooki: If I could, I'd promote this one. When I was young, I encouraged my parents to buy pre-owned cause I didn't give a shit and I'd rather they spend less.

@MrBounce: Yeah, but if you've modded your Wii, you should have disabled their auto-updates anyway.

@Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™: Well, I'm sorry to say that down here in the real world, some of us have to trim the fat off of our budget in any way possible to support our habit (be it games, gadgets, or whathaveyou)

@Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™: Yeah, what an asshole, only getting him a used portable gaming system. What is this, some third world country? People act like we're in a recession or something...