If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

Sigh. Maybe when Emma Watson is done working for the UN she can start some kind of famous-women-outreach program.

"You're welcome Meghan, and maybe one day, hey, you'll even be thankful."

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

Not our space... Not our issues. Stay on topic... KTHXBI.

How about if you just got a tattoo because you think it's pretty, meaningful, cool-looking, etc. and not because you want to show off how unique you are? I will admit that I admire counterculture-type people who don't have tattoos, because those people are increasingly rare.

Whatever.

Needs more otter.

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

Pretty shitty, that's kind of what the dish is intended for. Don't forget that it's also covered in gravy. Honestly though, cardboard would probably be moderately edible if breaded, fried and covered in gravy.

Yes. Yes I can.

I said this once, and I will say it again:

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…

"For those Americans not yet familiar with Tim Hortons: it's basically like an infinitely shittier Canadian version of Dunkin' Donuts."

Nope. This is so wrong. I'm not Canadian, but A) Dunkin Donuts is the effing worst, & B) Tim Hortons is delicious.

STOP ENCOURAGING MY HABIT! lol

Ugh, Food Babe. She is seriously the worst. A total hack who promotes pseudoscience, has absolutely no education in any kind of nutrition or food science (and yet holds herself up as some kind of authority), and basically does nothing but scaremonger and bully. Terrible, terrible person all around.

I'm glad to see a kindred spirit here. I belong to a very liberal Christian denomination and I get so tired of people acting like those two terms are mutually exclusive. (Or acting like science and religion — or even spirituality — are mutually exclusive, but that's a whole other comment thread.) The way I define my…

So.....yeah.....MeganRivera didn't say a single word about making her religious ideas into "political policy" (is that an actual thing that people say?) or that politics should be "dependent on religion". I'm thinking you might be super duper extra sensitive here.

It literally cannot be overstated...us liberal Christians who are pro-gay-rights/marriage, pro-choice and Feminists MUST take a stand against church abuse. Godly behavior is about love, not bigotry wrapped in self-righteous prayer and threats of hellfire.

We can't allow bigots to run roughshod over people and bully…

The cake is a lie. It's mirage used by the gays to lure us into the future.