Please the moment this disappeared I lost faith in bundled Windows games.

Aren’t you just the sweetest little snowflake.

My loans are older, and they predate a lot of the income-based repayment options. (The positive there is that they also came with much more reasonable interest rates.)

As the balance gets closer and closer to zero, making payments has become more gleeful than chore-like.

Isn’t that what the cookie straw is for?

The answer is none of them, unless you want

The answer is none. You should order an iced americano with an extra shot of espresso.

Grenier’s best work will always be the Crazy music video.

Yes, this! I get that there are people with dozens of girlfriends and too many bridesmaids, but as a 26 year old woman, in a new city, no less, it has been way easier for me to date than to find girlfriends. I have one best girlfriend from college, but after college, when you don’t have shared experiences like classes…

I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…

So my barista won't be able to wear her big oval mood ring anymore? How am I supposed to know when she is happy/romantic/passionate now?

Some people might think that mood rings are affected by temperature and that the steamed milk contraption makes her ring turn blue, but I know in my heart that the barista is sweet…

We barely handle food, there is no food prep and nothing is touched directly. It does not make any sense in that environment

I am pro-life, so please don't associate me with those protestors because what this woman is doing is something different and beautiful. Go make fun of Scott Walker or something, you hippie.

Hasn't Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and been nominated more than once and won several golden globes or something? I'm pretty sure her career was doing pretty well on its on before this.

My husband's sex does not permit me to listen to heavy metal music, because it comes from the Devil and infects the soul with its Satanic message. Repent, for you spake the words straight from Satan's tongue!

Storm of syphillis was my metal band's first album.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

Christianity Today gave this stinker a half a star. I'm not the only one saying this movie is asinine. Also don't presume that you know my stance on Christianity just because I think the Left Behind books are fucking claptrap.