‘we say our bumper will even take the strain of a jack from Jack, the guy who’s been polishing this motherfucker for 43 years.’

HEY YOU GUYS!

Well you clearly found the root of his problems.

My friends and I refer to this generation Celica as the ‘Jawsome’ one because they all look like Street Sharks...

This is the automotive equivalent of yoga pants on women

Doug, this further proves that the most obvious, yet obscure, car should be your choice.

I’ll just leave this here:

Class it up DeMuro. You’re ready to drive a real land yacht in the form of a 1966 Cadillac Coupe DeVille:

‘Land of 10,000 fakes’

Bro, do you even Qashqai?

(checks article header, says Honda)

Do you feel squished in or did you smack your head getting into it?

BINGO!

You know better than to be riding a motorcycle that the extras in Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone fawned over.

40th Anniversary Z1000 Concept from Kawasaki (2012)

Not worth it; he only speaks goose.

Instead of new car smell, it smells like a junior high dance with fresh Nautica pouring from the hvac system.

They do have a history of creating some really ugly cycles but this isn’t truly that bad compared to their worst ‘let’s capture the masses with innovation’ example.