Not hilarious. Disgusting and terrifying. You have to assume that this kind of stupidity and pigheaded stubbornness is what led to the Civil War.

About Trump’s blaming of the students:

He’d probably have said the same thing about Marie Curie.

Hey, it’s only rape. OK, bound rape. All right, all right, bound rape of a 13 year old. What’s the big whoop?

From Movieline back in 1996: On the subject of being accused of molesting his adopted daughter, being denied custody of his adopted children and being tabloidized for over a year. Woody Allen said, “It’s been fun! It’s been fun being the bad guy in the press!”

What a wonderful year 2017 is! We have been treated to some many lovely examples of the worst America has to offer. The Land of the Free Where the Judges Belong in Jail.

HAHAHAHAHA! He was a motivational speaker?! No crazier than any of the others, and just as willing to take all your money for advice you could get from a fortune cookie!

Really? You think she deserves no blame at all? She’s 16, and her actions pretty predictably resulted in the death of her parents. I think I got a slice of the blame pie warmed up for her.

I suggest that this boy be allowed to learn his lesson by doing a lifetime of community service. Without his eyes.

“It doesn’t matter if it was consensual”

She DID take it to the dry cleaners, several times as I recall. It was only when prompted by that friend of hers (whose name I have fortunately forgotten) that she stopped wearing that dress and started treating it as evidence.

I am in awe after reading how 98% of black women voted for Doug Jones. Together you are strong! I am not black, or a woman, but I cannot imagine anything you beautiful people could support that I would oppose. I am truly happy to have lived to see this day.

Cleary the Trumps did not cast valid votes for a reason: it would have violated the contracts they signed with the devil.

So we lost Franken (he deserved it), kept Trump, and will probably gain Moore. Brava.

And who said they have NO side effects? Not me. I said very few and that’s the truth, particularly compared to the first round of drugs like AZT.

At least McCain shot himself in the foot with the irony rifle. Unfortunately Republicans in the 99 percent are too stupid to see that he has shot them too.

The drugs will NOT kill you, jagoff! The current drugs have very few side effects and lots of people have been on them for decades. They are more likely to get killed by a drunk driver.

“Oh poor me!” he said, while blotting his teary eyes with hundred dollar bills.

Bitcoin isn’t real? I can use it to buy heroin over the internet. How much more real does it have to be?

An absolutely unverifiable source told me that Trump eats a plate of Melania’s shit for breakfast every morning.