Let’s get to the bottom of this once and for all. A man says to a woman “You must dress as attractively as possible or I will never consider giving you a job.” And when she does, he says “Sorry, now I must rape you.”

That poor kid, he’ll miss the revival of Twin Peaks. But then again, his murder was so completely pointless and senseless that it makes Twin Peaks pale in comparison. Stranger than fiction.

It was in no way a slip of the tongue, or any other kind of accident. Trump has a pathological need to brag in order to compensate for his micropenis. From my point of view, he was committing impeachable offenses before the election and has progressed to treason. Indictment, conviction and hanging are now in order.

You are such an incredible fool. Fortunately, I can sell you a supplement that will keep it under control. And it will only cost you $5000 a month. Forever.

I cannot understand why these southerners insist on being remembered as the folks whose ancestors suffered a crushing loss in a war defending their horrifically immoral lifestyle. Can’t they find something better to define themselves as?

They use the word “fraternity” the way many others use the word “Christian”.

Apropos of whether Irish and Italians were always considered white, I read a book long ago that referred to Mormons as “White Jews”. WTF?

Today is the day of Kellyanne and Dr. Ben. Given that women and blacks have the most lose under Trump (namely all the gains they have made in the last 150 years), what to these two represent? The very worst America has to offer. As they are both well educated wealthy members of persecuted classes, their actions reveal…

This is possibly the most offensive thing I have ever heard a black man say. It is insane even by Trump standards.

Jared Kushner is what we call a shonda for the goyim.

Next up at bat: Ted Nugent.

It’s another gormless self-defeating attempt to squeeze further blood from the turnip, what else?

Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? The man with his finger on the nuclear button can’t be trusted with a pack of matches. God help us.

... the way every ho lovers her pimp.

It is only a matter of time before this woman’s head splits open revealing a third set of teeth on top of the two menacing rows she currently displays because SHE IS THE DEMOGORGON!

Oddly enough, many people have said that the only way to control an invasive species is to eat them, like lionfish in Florida or bullfrogs in Australia.

If it piggybacked on a Saturn mission, for example, there is no reason that the relay device would have to stop at Saturn; it could continue on. As for the size of the antenna, something akin to a solar sail that unfolds or is inflatable might be tried. And the fact that is in space, without any atmosphere or local…

The situation IS harsh, friend. Very. Rump is rattling his nuclear saber and he’s not even in office yet.

Did anyone ever consider sending out a station to intercept, amplify and relay signals from the Voyagers? Perhaps riding piggyback on some other mission to the outer planets? I would think that given the improvement in technology such a station would not have to be very large.

Why not just eject the warp core? That always works.