This is possibly the most offensive thing I have ever heard a black man say. It is insane even by Trump standards.

Jared Kushner is what we call a shonda for the goyim.

Next up at bat: Ted Nugent.

Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? The man with his finger on the nuclear button can’t be trusted with a pack of matches. God help us.

... the way every ho lovers her pimp.

It is only a matter of time before this woman’s head splits open revealing a third set of teeth on top of the two menacing rows she currently displays because SHE IS THE DEMOGORGON!

Repeating all the tropes that failed to defeat Trump helps not at all. And the stock market is up today - makes you wonder if the 9 day drop wasn’t because someone thought Hillary was going to win. I voted against the orange blight, but listening to the liberal portions of the media - who let us down so badly - tell…

Mr. Finger, you have earned your last name. Though maybe it should have been your middle name...

So I tried this and the results were very disappointing. In this case “Super Delicious” = barely noticeable. It’s ridiculous the way so many of these articles scream OMG! BEST THING EVAR!

Normally I’d disregard this kind of fear mongering. But the way that Trump is piling dry brush around the constitution is something I’ve never seen before. Maybe it’s time to buy some gold.

I recently found out that a friend of mine was one of the most powerful men in television. Everybody else in our writing workshop knew it, but because I never heard the gossip and this guy displays no attitude whatsoever, I was oblivious. Which is great because had I known I would probably have been a terrible fawning…

Poor Barron. It appears he has shit for genes on both sides. It’s very clear that Donald Jr. is as foul and fecal as his father, but until now there appeared to be some hope for the youngest. What a wasted of DNA their family is.

Here’s the deal: after Trump loses, some of his brainless violent supporters are bound to leave their burrows and crawl into the daylight with their popguns erect and loaded. Obama will be forced to put down this rebellion with troops. And I will be forced to make a YUGE tub of popcorn and binge watch it on TV,…

As the great George Carlin said: a flag is just a symbol, and I leave symbols to the symbol-minded.

But Bob Dole, the Viagra spokesman, is still supporting him of course.

The whole fucking family are pathological liars, and half of this country does not give a shit. I’m afraid we’re about to get what we deserve.

Spoken like a true armchair asshole.

It’s “The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging” in the flesh!

It’s just a piece of salacious gossip that’s fun to share; no need to have an existential tantrum over it.

What a pig. Looks like the scientist from Independence Day, only less realistic. And he’s claiming that Trump is healthier than Obama? Christ, what an asshole!