In Texas they pass laws to try and prevent any type of abortion. Except this type.

His cup runneth over.

They were gonna try this on Trump, but they couldn’t find his brain.

Ridiculous. Wanda the red witch can change the nature of reality and could very like turn all of above into platypus scrotums if she wanted to.

Yeah, he looks good, but he’s hung like Trump.

What an idiotic concept. Does anyone really believe that being told Darth Vader is Luke’s father would somehow improve Star Wars? If so, that person is a fool.

Kanye is the shit. And I mean that sincerely.