Such a "lucky" man.

I pray that she never checked his internet history

He'll find the VS catalog and...what? Explode into a fit of masturbation? Suddenly think that he could do better (whether or not he actually could) and leave her? Buy a big fuzzy hat and start pimpin'?

That's one strong marriage.

God, if your child can't handle seeing the cover of GQ, you probably can't even let them watch TV. Or use the internet. Or give them a cell phone. Or let them have friends. Or go out in public at all.