More like the skin lesion calling the sebaceous cyst “orange.”

The biggest problem with these jokes and jokes like them...is that they aren’t funny.

This would have never happened at Siri High School or Alexa Prep.

This is the International Logo

Wait a minute; when did we ever fuck with Omarosa? Did I not get that e-mail? Damn it, I told the IT guy to update it. Where was I when we took that initial vote? Was I too young?

Although we stopped short of revoking their black cards (which requires a two-thirds vote from the Global Organization Dedicated to the Descendants of Africans, Moors and Negroes—GODDAMN)

“Get this - he got destroyed, sure, but he stayed on his feet for most of it!”

Yes....but maybe not a cook out. Perhaps one of those hoity-toity garden parties with watercress sandwiches. It gives them the illusion of ‘movin’ on up’ without the distaste of admitting they know of The Jeffersons.

MLS is looking to sign the kid to a DP contract in order improve the league’s CB position. The team that this new DP CB will be determined :

You know how 7% of black men in Alabama voted for Roy Moore?

That’s some good Shinji

I don’t know that his name is Wendell but I don’t know any Wendells and imagine them all to be black men that would go against their own self-interest and stand in a video for Donald Trump thanking him for making hate the language of America.

Come on now. Their QB is Jay Cutler, and Tunsil is leading them to a shitty season?

Tunsil had a pretty good rookie year too playing at guard. He’s adjusting to playing LT. If you call both players even after 2 seasons, I still take Tunsil over Apple just because of how bad the Giants O Line has been.

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

When I was an undergrad at UCLA, I was walking back to my dorm from class. Steve Harvey had a booth set up on Bruin Walk, the main walkway from the dorms to the campus. He was a guest on a local radio station, and I recognized him from TV, so I joined the small crowd in front of the booth to watch him talk to the…

I was never a huge fan of his, even back when he had a tv show. He was the weakest act from the Kings of Comedy. His whole act was just him saying the shit he’d say on his show, but with swears. I never like his tacky ass quadruple-breasted suits with the 16 buttons and more pockets than cargo pants.

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.