A lot of time you spend on this here board.

Holy fuck. That is so awful.

Squirty cheese made me giggle.

The jellied eel thing has always perplexed/disturbed me. Like....in the 1700s, I get it, fine. Everyone was broke as fuck and the slime tube from the Thames was as good as anything. But....why do they still eat that? They don’t still eat dormouse in Rome (do they?).

lol

So, all white people.

Million times this

Stupidity is universal, I think we can all agree there.

Hahahahahahahaha

That’s so damn good

Perfectly said.

You’re very obviously miserable. I hope you can find salvation in your nearest megachurch.

Well stated.

Bruh. Every locker room I have ever been in for a public gym, visible hang-downs are accounted for 99.9% of the time by fat old white dudes who almost seem proud to parade their shrunken stuff around. I try to get in and out of there as quickly as possible. I’m not uncomfortable with male nudity per se; just THAT kind…

Best take on this I’ve read yet.

Beat his ass to death*