guys, get a load of Captain Literal over here

How is it their fault for assuming a feature present in the final product would continue to be present?

After reading all that, the most burning question I have is: what the hell does “she just did that airplane thing with one hand out the backseat window” mean??

I feel like the headline should specify somehow that you’re talking about some “other” Will Smith that nobody’s ever heard of, and not the Fresh Prince.

I don’t dress up for shit. So, yeah.

You can’t possibly be a real person who actually thinks this.

I don’t quite stand to wipe, more of a squat. In addition, I posit that anyone who voluntarily watches any of those cooking shows should be ostracized. SHAME!

I’m probably in the minority here in that I really wanted to like the movie (I’m into comics), it just did absolutely nothing for me. It reminded me of a paint by numbers version of a superhero flick, only with less creativity and flair than a painting by numbers.

“Hey man, wanna come over and watch the new Avengers flick?”

hey guys I think maybe this guy doesn’t like wrestling

Nobody should frown upon drug addiction. It’s mostly the war on drugs and the resulting stigma that causes 90% of the problems related to drug addiction in the first place.

So much this.

Haha, I was checking to see if someone else had posted this first, otherwise I was going to do it myself. After a while I realized I was just reading the same damn book over and over again. Not to mention Richard becomes the most blatant Mary Sue.

Keep in mind this is an actual person, folks. Someone not only believed this, they believed it enough to type out this bewildering post and hit the “publish” button. Possibly with a smug, self-satisfied look on their face. Unless it’s a masterful troll, in which case, my hat is off.

Have you considered that you may be taking that post just a tad too seriously?

Not from this weekend, but otherwise this ought to qualify.

This has likely been pointed out already, but just in case it hasn’t:

Obligatory pointing out of typo:

In my first few months writing for io9, they politely taught me that discussing “manned” spaceflight is against our editorial policy.

The thing that bothers me the most about all this is the placement of the comma in that trailer. Unforgivable.