WILL THEY RELEASE ALL THE EPISODES OF THE PAUL RISER SHOW?

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

I once heard Williams speak in Nashville on the Belmont University campus. I was required to attend as part of my involvement with a local organization. Anyways, Williams talked about how every time he gets a new job, he writes letters to all the people who have turned him down in the past to let him know how big a…

The truth is that Lennon announced he was quitting to the rest of the group on 9/20/69, just 12 days after this recording. At this point, Lennon was probably going through the motions of a business meeting, working up the resolve to just end it.

They wouldn’t make it today.  Didn’t you hear?  The Beatles had no cultural impact, and literally every new musical act in the last 8 months is superior.  

I bet the person who asked this question is the kind of idiot who orders martinis by the glass, too. Amateur-hour bullshit.

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

Of course it is. That's why I always buy a box for the table. 

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

Playing on astroturf probably didn’t help his knees either.

🎶🎵Are you ready

Same reason why I hate it when “articles” on the Internet turn out to be videos.

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

First time, long time: Just wondering about the workshop process for “porno” and not “porn.”

Play for whatever shitty team you want, just keep it the hell away from my children!

I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

What’s incredibly odd, is that Mr. Travolta is actually portraying John Gotti, AGAIN!

That’s literally the definition of journalistic ethics. They don’t let Amazon being a sponsor influence their coverage of Amazon. The way to do that is to separate advertising and editorial. If Amazon wants to pull their ads because of a story, that’s on them. (Side note: Gawker doesn’t, you know, technically exist…