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By that logic we should all be pissed at Hitler's mother for giving birth to him.

As both a hater of Kris Jenner and as a former art history major, I can only say BRAVA, Callie! Done like a BOSS.

Not as good as this:

I've yet to see a picture of that baby where she didn't appear to have serious qualms about the situation.

I think it's a Tim Tebow joke.

Not just whiteface. Shaun White Face.

Gross. But I'm more disturbed by that song thanking his mother for not aborting him. What the huh?

Stress poops. It can happen to you.

Who are you people that can shit on command?

I guess you don't have an irritable bowel

I never developed a taste for soda so I'll take my Knob straight, thanks! Or maybe some 1792?

Damn it, sorry. I have no idea why my head put Lynchburg in Kentucky for a second. And damn straight there should be some Kentucky bourbon in there.

Fun Fact: Quaalude has two a's in it because William H. Rorer, Inc., manufacturer of Quaaludes, also made Maalox, which was its most well-known product. They thought the double a's would be familiar to consumers. The name is also thought to come from "quiet interludes."

Gin vs. Rum.

Unfortunately, this "Mia Farrow and Roman Polanski are totally friends!!" thing has caught on, and the Allen defenders are not about to let it go. The people who simply buy it hook, line and sinker, without question, aren't helping.

I keep wondering why so many people believe Woody Allen makes good movies! They make quite the pair...

I keep wondering why so many people believe she is a good actress.

She may as well have said:
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education

This debate is not between Woody Allen and Mia Farrow. It's between Woody Allen and his daughter.

ScarJo's gotta suck up to ANY director who actually thinks she can act.