As a kid, I never understood my dad's hatred for him and why he'd never let me watch any of his movies. Now I get it. Thanks, Dad!

I disagree - one of the major reasons for FGM is to "cleanse" women. The author conveyed that very well. But of course this isn't an article about FGM, so there isn't a need to go into deeper details about the practice (which obviously varies from place to place, but what she described DOES occur nonetheless). And…

Since when is Frank Ocean ignored? He hasn't put out an album since Channel Orange, which came out in 2012. Throughout 2013, Frank Ocean was championed up and down the media for being incredibly talented. He was the media darling for most of last year.

I love that the guy demanding "classiness" from a black woman is wearing a confederate flag t-shirt in his profile pic.

Gif party? I think yes.

We need:

When you do adopt, insist on a grey that's been fostered with a cat. It'll be fine.

"Why, mama, why?!"

I'll ask my husband about the marriage thing.

I love Ellen, and think she and Portia are really good human beings. They are my celeb couple who are not allowed to break up.

2 fun facts about the water thing:

Mark! You're back!!

"You're not very smart are you? And I don't say that because you're a woman..."

Are you seriously comparing homosexuality to blindness, cleft palates and alcoholism? Seriously? For real? In real life?

"Unanswered questions: amazing, no one, though they were asked repeatedly, would say whether they thought Stephen Fry, my friend, was in a state of mortal sin or not. They wouldn’t tell you. Something about the question brought out their inner coward. Well, I say that homosexuality is not just a form of sex, it’s a…

I think anyone who believes in hell and considers themselves to be a decent person should prefer burning forever to worshiping a being that would burn someone forever.

To the sock drawer! I need to defend my indefensible position.

And Anne FREAKING Leibovitz has long used composite shots and any photog working for a major magazine is going to use colour correction and other basic tools. None of which were invented by Photoshop.

I feel like you don't get to believe that a certain group of people should be tortured for an infinite amount of time and still expect people to consider you a nice person.

Ahah! That made my day!

That is the funniest thing I have ever read.