It’s for when a family member turns into a werewolf. We have vaccines for that kind of stuff now though, so we don’t do that anymore.

Because the door frame is often out of square, it’s tough to get the door to latch firmly. Replacing the knob doesn’t help. It seems super creepy but is actually a cheap practical solution in old houses.

Oh god I’m having the best Saturday night. I cleaned and tidied up all day long, as our petsitter is coming on Sunday on account of our trip to see the totality of the eclipse. My husband made me a wine & cheeses tray and I’m watching the “Hamilton’s America” documentary for the first time and crying profusely (mind…

I feel the same way God feels today

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

Nothing more irritating than an old person taking pride in not knowing things.

No, he really is wrong.

Yeah... I’m going to do you a favor and let you know that, just like people shouldn’t point out there were a few ok people in the white nationalist march, you should just keep the fact that a couple points in his tip resonated with you to yourself. Especially when the list includes “2. Your boundaries are complete…

Really? Cosby admitting in a deposition to drugging women did it for you, but Trump talking about grabbin’ pussies with Billy Bush on the Access Hollywood bus gets a “she’s not wrong tho?”

Me reading your comment:

Yeah, I’ll admit there are a couple of people I stay friends with simply for all their drama.

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you tip in cash, write “cash.” I used to work for a dick back who would look at my receipts and interrogate me days later about why I wasn’t left a tip and never believed me when I said it was cash. (His restaurant later burned down, so it’s fine now.)

I’m turning 26 years old tomorrow and did anyone ever feel like they hadn’t accomplished anything by this age?

Same.

I love Tom Petty.

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

I agree but isn’t this particular movie a true story? I don’t think it belongs quite in the same category because it was Kumail’s real life experience with his current partner and not a fictional creation. Thoughts?

Do we really have to go into why this is a problem again??