Wow..that’s what you think someone would be jealous of? You definitely have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Way to go, bub!

I say “I am the captain now” pretty much any time I am in charge of anything

I am so, so sorry for your loss. There are no words of comfort anyone can say that are enough, I’m sure. And I apologize on behalf of humanity that people have insinuated that you missed some kind of warning signs, as if anyone can know what is really going on in the mind another person, especially when such an…

The media may be reporting that, but people in this area are not buying it. My whole office has nothing but contempt for the shooter’s family trying to play like he is a victim. Most people want the father arrested too- for failing to secure his firearms. People are pissed.

If you are a creepy, harassing asshole, people aren’t not nice to you because they are bullies. They are not nice to you because you are a creepy, harassing asshole.

I have no idea. I might have been busy looking at a photograph.

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

This dude is fucking nuts. Seriously, what’s wrong with him.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

“They’re yelling, they’re claiming things that aren’t true,”

I love black cats!

It would have been better if he were a tabby, then I could sing....

Pretty much:

I am married, but would still include my husband in this statement....
Women also have their shit together more than men, 110%. I am seeing this more and more in my age group/friends (27-32). Women have the gumption and drive and knowledge to go out and get the things they want and get it done by themselves. Men seem…

Why are you really disappointed? Can’t an 80-year-old woman live her life as she choses?

Star for capturing my confusion so eloquently

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

She does not like public displays of affection because she is “old-world and European”

Who says something like appendage?

Is it just me who’s sick of her milking this thing when there are people with, like, actual disfiguring scars, missing limbs and who knows what else from disease, military service, accidents, etc. etc. who didn’t “woe is me” the fuck out of it? Enough already. I’m not a huge John McCain fan, but you, Carrie Underwood,…