Yeah, I can’t really get up the energy to be outraged about this when Planned Parenthood is being decimated and access to birth control and abortion are being absolutely fucking NUKED. Yeah, it sucks, and yeah, we’re all in this together, but your desire to have a baby does not trump somebody’s need for an abortion.…

While Turner and Jonas are doing their part to help flatten the curve, the actress expressed that she doesn’t “understand how people are really struggling to practice social distancing.”

My cat Pumpkin calls bull$hit.

See the two outside pockets? There are three like that on each side of the inside of the bag.

I was SO jealous of the girls that had D&B bags in jr. high and high school. I was a bag girl then and continue to be a bag girl now. When I could finally afford it, I bought my first Dooney. This is what it looks like (not my actual bag):

My bag collection begins and ends with this North End Bag.

Marhall Mathers brother Eminel.

I’m calling it as my new Drag King name.  It’s mine.  I call it. 

I really love that the only thing keeping the Jonas Brothers relevant is how cool their wives are.

Yup.

She should be the Governor of Georgia right now. What kind of country lets the guy running for office also run the election he’s running in, and then he proceeds to kick hundreds of thousands of voters off the voter rolls, close down polling places, hide voting machines in back rooms to create long lines in Democrat…

You ever seen her father try to operate an umbrella? Next, Jared tries to make his own smoothie!

Dunno, I still think feckless cunt was a pretty perfect description in this case.

No. No they don’t. The adults in the family need to be tried and jailed and have whatever real assets they possess to be seized. I’m 100% behind that hope.

“And to replace that lost income from not working, set up manufacturing and brand licensing deals with China! I don’t know why everyone thinks that’s hard!”

I use it to describe frivolous, vacuous self centered women like this. The C word I reserve for myself. 

Two of my favorite former students are trans. Pictures of them now compared to then are striking, not because they’re of a different gender now, but because they look so happy now.

Dion seems like a person who would lay her hand on your forehead if you were looking a little peaky, to check for fever.

Exactly! Oprah has shown consistently terrible judgment in the voices she has elevated. Why we as a society have decided that she is the Ultimate Moral Arbiter of All Things is a mystery to me.

Yep, that the woman who unleashed Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil onto a unsuspecting public, along with anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy, should be expected to consider the detrimental impact of what she promotes, is pretty unlikely.