You forgot Shitler and Orange Foolius!

+1 for Mango Unchained!

I love doing this. It’s outstanding to watch the asshole slooooooowly figure out what’s happening, and realize they’re in too deep to even try to pretend their way out of it.

I hate those Christmas movies and I don’t think I recognize any of these people, but I do want to say “brava” to that woman’s breast, living its best life, breathing freely unrestrained by any silly undergarments.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HUGE THE SCULPTOR MADE HIS HANDS????

I really loved watching their interaction. It was REAL. I’m sure they could have quite a conversation about many, many things!

Please sit all the way down. 

Can confirm. I raised three male offspring and the level of pure physicality was insane. Someone was always bashing someone else, just because.

Laila Ali and Dwayne Wade - oh yes please!

I also love caftans, thanks to my fat-ass belly and fat-ass ass.

It never fails. Even after 2 1/2 years, every time I see a picture of the Obamas, I feel ill when I realize how far this country has fallen. To go from these two - smart, accomplished, genuine, caring people - to the trash currently in the White House . . . makes me sick. 

Also just code for “black man was black”.

DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

This whole Kravitz-Bonet-Momoa family seems so amazing and loving and do you think they would adopt me?

Florida. Huh.

Really hard to type with my eyes rolling so damn hard about “Georgina adored Harvey”. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let’s go with “adored Harvey’s money” or “adored Harvey’s access to famous women who could be bullied into wearing her dresses”.

Extremely well done!

Because white “Christian” girl, black babies, fill in the rest.

“white American misssionary” - has good EVER come from those three words??

He killed Heather. He caused devastating, life-changing injuries to many others, some of whom will never fully recover. The pain and suffering he willfully inflicted on innocent human beings can never be redeemed, but he deserves to live the rest of his life in prison. This has got to be the easiest call a judge could…