I would say if it wasn’t before than 6 more IP probably doesn’t change that. Mostly he has been a victim of bad defense and unlucky sequencing. Pretty much every pitcher is worse in the post season because the competition is worse.

I traveled by Eva once. It wasn’t great — they made me wear a plug suit and stuck me in a tube full of smelly liquid and parental issues.

I guarantee that if you said to whomever was concerned “if you don’t let me take those seven steps to that unoccupied bathroom I will literally shit my pants right here” you will be allowed to use that bathroom. And if you’re not, you should totally shit your pants.

“It’s just common courtesy and class.” NO, it’s not actually. Common courtesy and class is treating fellow passengers humanely and gracefully when they’re not able to access something as fundamental as a bathroom that is blocked by a cart or a huge line of people. If you need your own bathroom, you can fly on your own…

This may come as a shocker, but I think most people would prioritize not shitting their pants over violating social norms regarding ticket class.

yes how dare you plebeians dare come near your social betters??

When people actually do eat the rich, you’ll be first on the grill.

I won’t pronounce him back until I hear a good tirade directed at his player’s box.

then-world No. 69 Tennys Sandgren

Andy Murray is by far the most human of the “Big Four” and him having another pop at a Wimbledon would be glorious.

Yes! Right now, someone is being savagely beaten & mugged. This doesn’t make another person’s cancer small by comparison. That’s not how it works!

In my next life, I would like to come back as Joel Embiid. Except for the all of the joint issues. And without the diarrhea episodes. And probably having to constantly deal with racist philly fans. You know what? Nevermind. I’d rather be Cody Bellinger. Or any generic white guy named Cody. Or Chad. Or Logan.

Then, early in the second set, he’s recorded telling the ball girl that she’s “fantastic,” “very sexy,” and asks her if she feels “hot ... physically or emotionally.”

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Rough morning here for Italians.

Umm. Not blowing my eyeballs out when using my phone at night is by FAR the most valuable reason. And barely even mentioned here. It’s the most practical application by far, and absolutely legit. Must we shit on everything?

King Kyrgios is a funny fun bloke to have a beer with, except he likes shit basketball teams and is distracted by women. By far the most interesting tennis player on tour.