The Yard Goats clearly felt that was a baaaaaaaaad move.

that’s why i named my dog stain

I don’t know if the dog is good or bad, but I’m certain he likes it ruff

I’m guessing Spin Doctors.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

The AP tried to reach out to Neymar’s representatives for comment, but have not replied.

Tom, come on, what is this shit.

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

Beautiful.

I didn’t know being gay/bi was disrespectful. 

hmm...I don’t think the lines would follow the curvature of the earth.  Merely the curvature of the universe.

interviewer: so it says here you worked at an internet news outlet?

“Kyrgios may be done, but so are our Angus Beef steaks at ZC Steakhouse”

I know he has a lot of talent, but if I were a sponsor, I would be equally fucking done.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

I lived in South OC not far from this school for about 7-8 years. It’s a nice area (mostly upscale tract developments) with plenty of nice people, but it’s also filled with exactly the sort of pearl-clutching, Nextdoor-posting, Trump-loving suburban white soccer moms you’re probably envisioning here. Their kids are…

People thought RJ had number 1 potential coming into the season, but then they saw him play. He’s currently a high-usage, low-efficiency, ball-dominant guy who can’t shoot all that well (especially from 3). He’s got the tools to play on defense, but hasn’t shown much aptitude yet on that end. In short - he seems like…

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