*eye roll*

Yes, this is THE problem with our society. Not heart disease, not income inequality, not racism, but this.

Ugh, the game was perfectly fine before the whole ratings issue and some pencil-pusher looking for a bonus got the game pulled, and now it’s completely unplayable. How am I supposed to know where I’m aiming my putter if there’s no cleavage?

I don’t know what Mother! is about, but I have always thought Jennifer Lawrence kinda looked like Lightning McQueen.

yeah, he was going to make the game himself...but people wanted him to make a naked adult Flame Princess animation instead so he gave out the art assets for free use.

Not what you meant, but...

Donaldson was not playing.

Josh Donaldson is good at baseball and I’m pretty sure I’d never want to have a conversation with or be around him.

I will be shocked if this man doesn’t end up as an 89 MPH pitcher on St. Louis who somehow ends up with a 3.35 ERA and wins 18 games, as their #3 option.

Cripes, don’t do this to me. Aren’t things already bad enough? Why you gotta go make me think a single kind fucking thought about Tom Brady, come on.

I’m new to kinja but did we just side step the fact that this comment was left by the actual Spider-Man?

That’s good work considering it took the Sixers 15 years just to find one building block.

Embiid could play his entire career and not get a fraction of this thing’s blocks.

Filed to: POSSIBLE HAMNO POST TITLES

You could say Indians are leaving behind a pathway of sadness with their opponents.

It’s great how someone always have to crack the same Ham Fighters joke every time there’s an Ohtani story. This alone is reason for him to come over now rather than later.

Our former friend Kevin Draper...

Unrelated

The team is the Fighters. Sponsored by Nippon Ham.

Ok? I will never understand those random internet assholes who will be like “I will not name the celebrity but...” then. don’t. fucking. comment.