“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

There aren’t any, surprisingly.

You mean besides not coming back and having his end times hootenanny yet? 

“saying witnesses at the apartment told private investigators that the woman was not ‘disheveled or complaining of injury’”
Ah, the classic “Look, she didn’t look like she’d been raped, and she wasn’t running around screaming ‘I’VE BEEN RAPED’” defense.
What the fuck?

Liar Game ~

Strangely enough, I went to theatre camp with Jordan when we were like, 17. Didn’t stay in touch or anything, but he was a nice guy and I wondered where he ended up from time to time. My brain exploded when I first saw him at the Golden Globes. Anyway, I agree that he handled that amazingly well.

Yeah, he was a real boss.

Mr. Peanutbutter?

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Best ad for La La Land was how the producers handled that.

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

Let the memes begin!

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

Prompter wouldn’t have the winner. Only the envelopes.

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

“It’s elementary, dear Watson.”