Bruh

Who can blame him? If I had a superhot like megahot, hot girlfriend that my god said I couldn’t make sex with, I’d be mad frustrated too. It’s tough being the best. Like Jesus said that one time, “My head hurts because of this crown.”

The hoop did a perfect Kendrick Perkins impression by being 7-feet tall and not moving the entire time.

God damn. That must be a heavy lint roller.

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

For his next trick, Billy Hamilton will steal second base while hopping on one foot.

Always kickball truthers.

r/wow already fixed the poster.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Jordan is a first-class weenie, but the Mavs got to move on. I honestly think Cuban has, he just wants to promote his shitty app.

I think you are taking these 4chan internet rules a little too seriously.

Once again, fuck Whitlock forever:

6-4-3

You’d think something by Dre would have better rims...

I hope Heavy-senpai notices me

Sounds to me like you’re one of those rapist supporters who victim blame. “Oh well she dressed that way so she deserved it.” You’re pretty much saying he asked for it.

I was going to say LeBron, but I guess there’s no “assistant” to his GM title.

I don’t see the link...

Oh, sure, let’s just fawn all over and unquestioningly glorify him, but do you know who else was a fearsome master of axis powers?

Pretty impressive, but not a record until he gets to 33 1/3 rpm.