IRREGAAAAHHDLESS!! YANKEES SAWK AND YOO SAWK!!

My favorite part was where he thanked his buddy standing right behind him. “I’d like to thank my buddy John, he’s my best friend.” Too funny.

Nobody puts Baby in a hot corner.

when he flipped his hair and yelled “whooooo!” every sorority girl in a 50-mile radius felt her loins tingle.

You should stand up, I think it’s going over your head.

Both women, who filed as Jane Does, have the same lawyer .

You have achieved the rare, “People skipping the first sentence and misinterpreting the remainder.”

He trying to get the pipe?

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

The transformers have never been sexless to begin with. Never. They have always presented as male.

You can see the ghost leaving his body.

Fuck this guy and fuck everybody who says fuck A-rod. No matter how juiced you are or were, 3000 hits is a lot of fucking hits. So fuck you.

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

Just told my GF that I finally guessed the right chin! She doesn’t care.

your mom

I’m not a Nationals fan, but this sucks man. You never want to see a generational talent injured. I really do hope it’s just a tweak or something minor that he can rest and come back from. If he misses any significant time, that is a major blow for baseball and people who love fun and exciting players.

They alive, dammit!

Females are strong as hell!