fatnathan
fatnathan
fatnathan

Trey Anastasio really nailed that stupid fluffhead.

I think it’s actually Burl Ives’ recording from 1945, not Pete Seeger’s from 1957 (or the Tom Waits version from Ironweed or the original Harry McClintock version used in O Brother, Where Art Thou?).

Chef: MY MOM

Well, nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Yeah, um, that’s not the national anthem. Here’s a hint, kid, it begins “God bless America ...” Get it right next time.

When Walford was asked what he would have done differently in the match, he said “Depends...”

I was surprised to find out that 20,000 x 8 = 1,600,000 instead of 160,000. I guess the rules of math have changed.

Isn’t 20,000 x 8 = 160,000 a year? Or did I fail math for a reason?

Now playing

The only acceptable way to answer a phone since 1991:

How about a son who doesn’t continually disappoint me? That’s all I really want.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

TMQ folds its tent and steals off into BIG INTELLECT. As usual, I recommend you talk to everyone you know about why football is evil. Take long walks, especially on 4th down. Attend junior college football games of any division, if only to see what real hard work looks like. Appreciate the beauty of scantily-clad

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You dumbass Cowboys don't play in Dallas LOL.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

Dont loose you're mind over it.

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

SMH at Trinidad, this is exactly why Trinimom wanted full custody