I work from home and as much fun as it would be to put on a suit every day for my desk bobbleheads, I prefer shorts. Hell, I still wear shorts in thigh-deep snow during the winter. My hairy meat sticks will always be on display.

I bought the game fresh and started on a Preferred server, hit 30 (now 46) and only got the 15 free days as well. No in-game mail with 1,000,000 coins to bathe my naked body in. If you check the fine-print, this is only a bonus for NEW worlds, not Preferred.

I’ve run into this guy in Competitive before. He’s a lot of fun to play with.