I’ll finish that for you.

Disclaimer: No brain cells were harmed in this video

Shorts, douchey sunglasses, sandals, inability to pay attention to what is in front of him, lack of regard for other drivers well being, yep I can care less what happens to this dick. Lets all hope the guy he hit gets a new car at no cost to him for dealing with this bullshit.

Right... gassing.

Calm down there, Satan.

I don’t get why cops will go to such lengths to make their cars not look like cop cars, then bitch and point guns at people when they don’t stop for them. In my area there have been numerous cases of people pulling others over in fake cop cars and robbing them, yet I still see unmarked cop cars pulling people over.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

When gas was $4/gal I drove a 4x4 F150. One time I was filling it with gas and a lady in a Civic sneered at me and said “How can you afford to drive that thing?”. I smiled and replied “I own an oil company”, which is a lie but satisfying nonetheless.