She really is. Gorgeousness in a class of her own, and I CANNOT FREAKIN WAIT to see her in Star Wars. TODAY! EEEEEE!!!

That is my reaction to Natalie Portman in general.

Why do these actresses do this to themselves (and us)? First Naomi Watts as Princess Di, then Nicole Kidman as Princess Grace, and now Natalie as Jackie. It does not work.

It’s the eyes — Jackie’s were very wide set. My mom took a drawing class from someone who had known her, and he said it was difficult to look her in the eyes when talking because they were so far apart. Also, it’s one of the reasons that so many pictures of her were taken at an angle and not straight on.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

She looks like Michelle Dockery as Jackie Kennedy.

My uncle always tells me that it’s not a base unless you have some bubbles. Sorry dude, I have welts that are literally the size of softballs, and I go back to white. I’ve killed aloe plants trying to ease my suffering over my burns.

The only tweets are Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars tweets.

Rainn Wilson also dressed up.

not sure about the back, but look at how amazing her hair is.

UUUGGGH! DO YOU EVER NOT LOOK AMAZING, WOMAN!?1?!

The esteemed and glorious Fug Girls could not be bigger fans of Lupita, but they’re not down with the cut-outs and satin ribbon aspects of her gown. Me, I think... she’s just so goddamn gorgeous that she can sell just about any dress, including this one. In fact, she’s one of those rarest of creatures- a Cate, a…

Interesting. In Quebec, it is forbidden/impossible to take your husband’s name (or to choose a mutual new name.) I do not actually know if it is impossible for a man to take his wife’s name, nor what the deal is for SSM, I think you just can’t change your name because of marriage, full stop. In this day and age, it is…

It’s small enough that we each have our own unicorn.

I’ve heard of your Rationality Land, sparsely populated I hear.

I’m just giving proper notice and warning - if I ever come into contact with someone who uses the phrase “lighteaters” in my presence: I will punch them in the mouth. No exceptions.

I noticed that too. It feels like a big—and terrifying—breach of privacy.

The most disturbing thing about the news article is that her address is published in the article.

By all means, please divulge to the whole worlds where she lives so that the abortion nuts can go shoot her.

Welp. I just gave to Planned Parenthood after reading that. I hope others who are financially in a position to do so have the same thought.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?