She fucked everything up when she married that asshole Bart Bass.

He’s clearly in shock, poor love. What I’m impressed by is that Fanning was shouting at him to go back to the beach, and Wilson started paddling his heart out TOWARDS THE SHARK!! What a great guy, glad they’re both ok.

Exactly. Jimma is no fool. It was a long shot, but the old head caught in a tire bit gets humans to adopt every time. Your move, kitten in drainage ditch.

Code Brown. I repeat: Code Brown.

Finding Nemo says yes.

My mom left my 6 year old brother on the side of the road in the rockie mountains once and told him he should stop complaining because complaining attracts bears. Then drive right off. Because that’s how parents in the 70’s rolled.

In the woods, I assume.

Me neither — it just seemed like a big mess of visuals and noise to me. I mean, with no purpose, just kind of random and all over the place. Also, who were most of those characters? I still don’t know ....

There is something similar in the US- but usually for medical things like CPR. While people can sue in the US, it is overblown that we are fraught with frivolous lawsuits- a lot of cases get dismissed or never make it in the first place. Also, thinking the poor have time or money to deal with a lawsuit is so fucking…

Rich people do buy bruised fruit- they just don’t know it. Any pre-cut fruit or veggies you buy are from items that are bruised, etc. When I worked at nice grocers, we were shown how to cut around the “bad parts”. :)

Nice strawman argument. I’m gonna answer “yes,” just to piss you off.

I feel similarly at odds about stories like these. Recovering from severe burns is horrible enough for people, but for an animal, which doesn’t really have a concept of “future” and lives very much in the present, putting it through lengthy, painful treatment just seems wrong.

Russell’s suffered through so much recovering for the past year, I wonder if it was even humane to try to treat him and not just put him down.

Check your spelling—it’s hear, not here. FFS. I’m done checking my privilege whenever some self-righteous type tells me to, but thanks for your opinion.

Seriously I hear you but there aren’t that many countries with out, atheist, Lesbian, co-ha biting with children, women of Asian descent in senior political positions.

What the hell are you even talking about with the monkey thing? It makes no sense in Australia.

I have to agree. I am an Australian, and although we obviously have our share of racists, a lot of Jez commenters see it through an American lens. Monkey isn't typically racist in the same way. Unfortunately we have our very own racist terms here and they come from a different yet also awful history.

Moses... Manna for all!

Holy shit, you solved poverty! If I just buy the $2.50 eggs instead of the $7 ones, everyone will have a nicer place to live!