They haven’t asked yet (have they?) but it’s time to come up with a new name. The Cleveland (your choice here).

Why not? Nothing else is fucking working.

Bears Consultant: You see, what we’re trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Jay Cutler: Yeah.
Consultant: Great.
Cutler: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way John Fox…

You raise a great point and I’m glad you can see it from an objective viewpoint. True some of my friends aren’t big baseball fans but do, indeed, fall into the “Yay, go Chicago baseball team!” camp. But quite a few others have been on board this entire season, if not for the years I’ve known them. Frankly, it…

Might as well give him the Pullitzer already. He might have singlehandedly saved the republic.

As someone who has had a partial and a complete ACL tear, *vomits hard*. Goddamn, I thought there was no worse pain in the world than when I partially tore it playing soccer, but nope, a year later I found out there is. Nothing like the feeling of tendon ripping away a piece of bone as you collapse on the field. Now I…

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GOD DAMN IT! no indians, you cant have this year. this year is the cubs year. you’re gonna have to wait until next year. at which point if the cubs are sucking I wont feel bad for wishing for you guys to win it all.